2008-11-27T20:36:00.000-08:00

Okay I dont know if these laws are true, but my boyfriend told me they are. He's the biggest conman so if they arent, forgive me! James I swear!!
- Thailand: It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
- Switzerland: It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.
- United Kingdom: Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
- Canada: Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.
- Israel: Picking one’s nose on the Sabbath is illegal.
- Arizona, US: You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
- Florida, US: You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
- Massachusetts, US: No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
- Minnesota, US: It is illegal to sleep naked.

Amazing, that’s only half of the really, really dumb ones. I can just imagine having to call my parents from Israel.

“Uh, hey mom. Guess what? I’ve been arrested for going commando. What?! You’re in Massachusetts? Get King Kong out of the back seat now!”

Oh oh, and my favorite. New Mexico, US - Idiots may not vote. That law has no teeth however. Anyone want to tell me why? ;-) But its not over yet, he told me the french actress charlotte gainsbourg is a lesbian. Hmmm.....

RSampson